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On Christmas Eve, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual journey. But this year there were many problems. Four of the elder elves became ill and the younger more in-experienced elves did not produce the toys as quickly, so Santa started to worry that he would not be ready in time. Tree jokes. What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe. Spread the humourChristmas Tree Stories Christmas Tree Stories Here is Will and Guy’s collection of short stories about Christmas trees. The Christmas Tree Artificial Christmas Tree Recall Christmas Tree Goes Through the Roof The Story of the World’s Oldest Christmas Tree The Hugging Tree Funny Christmas Trees Sponsored Links ∇ The. Someone took my mate’s fake Christmas tree. It’s not fir. What do you get hanging from ash trees? Sore arms. What cheese do you use to encourage a bear out of a tree? Camembert. Last week’s football jokes are here. If you like these tree jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

Just then the doorbell rang, an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'. Just then, the Christmas fairy opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind her. She said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of fairies on top of the Christmas tree got its start. Fa la la la la, la la, la la. Christmas Corals! What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around! What is a Christmas Tree's favorite candy? Ornamints! What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear? A fur tree! Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark. Why didn't the rope get any Christmas presents? It was. Rude Christmas Joke Number 3. I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sick bastard. I'll be putting it up in my living room." Rude Christmas Joke Number 4.

22/12/2019 · Ho-ho-ho with our collection of funny Christmas jokes. Keep calm and be merry! Make every day feel like Christmas with our collection of Christmas jokes for kids and adults, corny Christmas jokes, Santa jokes and Christmas knock-knock jokes. Keep in mind that this is just a sampling of all of the Christmas jokes we have here at Fun Kids Jokes. You can also find more specific collections with jokes for the holidays, including Reindeer Jokes, Rudolph Jokes, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes and all of our Christmas Joke Collections. Our humorous collection of Christmas jokes and riddles. Sure to bring a smile to your day! Brought to you by. Merry Christmas!

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